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Thursday, December 15, 2011

More Funny Flathead Beacon Police Reports! #4

More serious crime happening in Flathead Valley Montana...


10:44 p.m. A lumberjack looking man and another man were cut off and kicked out of a bar on Highway 35 in Kalispell. They stood outside the bar and argued until a deputy sent them home.

11:39 p.m. An employee at a Main Street hotel reported that drunken man wearing a “gopher hat” was getting into the complimentary hot chocolate and refusing to leave. 


9:30 a.m. A man on Concord Drive claimed that his wife might call in and say he slammed her hand in the door and that if she does, it’s not true.
2:14 p.m. Two men were harassing each other via Facebook. 


7:28 a.m. A 5-year-old boy wanted to explain that his cat “just ate poop.”

8:58 a.m. A woman on Fifth Avenue East found a note on her door that said “your house has been watched tonight by the creeps.”

12:11 p.m. Reportedly, a woman on Highway 35 in Kalispell called someone a “sourpuss.”

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